Thank You notes to Congress ala Jimmy Fallon style

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THANK YOU for shutting down the government and adding billions to our national debt.

THANK YOU for putting people on furlong and out of work.

THANK YOU for shutting down essential government services for children and the needy.

THANK YOU for embarrassing us in front of the world again with our petty infighting.

THANK YOU for being the worst lame duck congress I have ever witnessed.

THANK YOU for holding the citizens of the USA hostage to meet your demands

THANK YOU for once again rehashing the same old problems without any resolution.

THANK YOU for closing tourist destinations and ruining vacations.

THANK YOU for casting a pall over the opening of Obamacare, which will help people like me.

THANK YOU for shutting down IRS audits. No really, THANK YOU, lol

And lastly,

THANK YOU for continuing to pay yourself will you sit on your pompous asses and get nothing done!

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