Toddle THIS Tiara Mama! REDUX

Haha, I wrote this before Honey Boo Boo became a big TV star, her second season starts up soon.  Hillbilly TV has never been better!

Meet Honey Boo Boo Child Alana from Toddlers and Tiaras.  She is 6 years old.

This is Alana’s Boo Boo Mama mom Shannon. 

Pageants are hard work, and this is what gives BOO BOO her GO GO

After all the GO GO, then BOO BOO struts her stuff on stage

Sometimes even BOO BOO MAMA gets in on the act

Isn’t that sweet? But all that sweet GO GO gives BOO BOO a BELLY

Even Dr. Drew hates it

I think a picture is worth a thousand words.  So no need to explain anything.  My work here is done.


Honey Boo Boo BARF!

I wrote a post early this year about Honey Boo Boo child, before she got her own reality TV show (see ).  Even back then I was totally sickened by this child and her mother and her life.  However, it appears that Hillbilly TV (not MY term, lol) has become very popular.  So much so that they have given Boo Boo a big raise.  After all, Boo Boo is getting bigger, so she deserves bigger money.  Bigger everything.  Right?

Now don’t get me wrong.  There is nothing really wrong with her family.  They are not evil, they are probably very nice folks.  I do think that Boo Boo needs to learn some manners, cause she is a brat on the talk show circuit, and seems to be VERY spoiled.  But I guess when you are bringing home the bacon, you can eat it all and not get chastised for it!

I just don’t think she is a good role model for young girls who want to get into the pageant circuit, or anything circuit for that matter!  She is out of control on many levels, and is proud of her big belly and her Go Go Juice and everything else.  She is rude and impolite to adults.  She thinks the world revolves around her.  And in her family and little home town, it does!

I just can’t imagine a grown up Honey Boo Boo Child.  I honestly don’t think her fame will last much longer.  As soon as people get tired of her antics and she is too old for the toddler tiara circuit, I think she will drop off the radar.

So Boo Boo, enjoy your 15 minutes of fame.  I think you’re on minute 14 already.