Doing the Tebow – REDUX

Football play-offs are approaching, and I was thinking of Tebow yesterday, and remembering all the fuss about him last year.  And I don’t want him to be forgotten.  I think he could be a great quarterback, and I KNOW he is a great man.  Soo here is what I was thinking last December…..

Meet Tim Tebow.  The man, the legend….what a quarterback should look like.  High school star, college star, Heismann Trophy winner.  He’s got it all.  Oh, and by the way, he is a Christian, and proud to show it.

Whether or not his stats bear out his greatness, I am a believer.  It’s not just about winning.  It’s about making people believe that they can.  Tebow is God’s quarterback and has made quite a statement in not just the NFL, but the world. 

Tebow has now become part of our lexicon. He is a proper noun as in Tim Tebow, he is a noun like “That was classic Tebow”.  He is a verb as in “Tebowing”, or more specifically, to get down on one knee and start praying, even if everyone around you is doing something different.  He is an adjective too unfortunately, as in “The Bears got Tebow-beat on Sunday”.

So even though I am a Bears fan, excuse me cause I got some Tebowing to do.

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The Kardashian Bible

“Bible”.  “Bible”.  The only thing more irritating than baby talk coming out of Khloe’s mouth is “Bible”.  As in “I swear I will break your arm if you don’t let me go.  Bible”.

Kim says it on occasion, but not as much, prolly cause she is afraid of a lightening bolt from God above. I do think I heard though that she is going to bible study as of late.  Honey, I think it’s too late for a Tim Tebow date.  You are a little too…tawdry?  I almost feel blasphemous posting a pic of her next to him…

Kourtney?  I’m not sure.  She might say Bible.  I don’t really pay too much attention to her because Scott is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more entertaining.  And besides, you could just substitute Kim’s voice for hers.  As much as I hate Khloe’s baby talk, at least she doesn’t sound like the Kim/Kourtney Klones.

Speaking of Khloe, does anybody else think it is hysterical that she had a “maternity” test to see if KRIS was her mother?  Ummm, I don’t think that was ever at question.  It’s the FATHER that is at question.

She bears no resemblance what so ever to Robert Kardashian, and is not hirsute like her sisters.  Her electrolysis bill is miniscule compared to them.  She is tall, they are short.  She has light brown hair (which she colors darker on purpose, to fit in?), they have black. She is not nearly as dark as any of them, overall.

She actually looks like Bruce Jenner, lol.  But Bruce and Kris didn’t hooked up until later.  Bible.   And Kris has some very dominant genes, because Kendall and Kylie look just like her, very dark also.  So Khloe’s real father must have been extremely light to counteract Kris’s genes.  I mean, 5 of her children are dark.  One is not.  And Kris has admitted to an affair while married to Robert.

But who knows?  I don’t know.  At least nothing I would swear to on MY Bible.  I don’t worship at the Kardashian Kross.

 

 

Will Tebow Prevail?

Today is a big day.  For Tim Tebow.  For his believers.  For his team.  For God.  He is facing a formidable duel today.  Almost like a duel to the death.  If he wins, he will rocket to even more fame.  If he loses, all of his haters will rejoice in his failure.  And believing in God will take a hit too.

Tim Tebow.  You either love him or hate him.  But.  He did not ASK for all this notoriety.  He did not ASK for all this hoopla surrounding him.  He did not ASK to be called God’s quarterback.  One thing I do know.  Tim Tebow was praising the Lord in the same manner way back in grade school, high school, college…..long before he started a game for the Denver Broncos.  But for some reason, his believing in God and thanking the Lord has become a bone of contention now.  People don’t want to believe that God has played any kind of role in his performance.

Does he?  Maybe.  I can’t say for sure that God has a hand in a football game.  But I do know that God has had a hand in the strength of faith that Tim Tebow has, and how he passes that on to his teammates.  So yes, in a way, God has a hand in it.  In some way, God has his hand in everything.  How do you think we all got here?  Whether you believe in creationism or evolution or both, a higher power created the seed.

So to all you haters and non-believers out there who make fun of him or me, shut your mouth and find something else to mock.  You always will.

You go, Tebow.  I believe.

 

Doing the Tebow

Meet Tim Tebow.  The man, the legend….what a quarterback should look like.  High school star, college star, Heismann Trophy winner.  He’s got it all.  Oh, and by the way, he is a Christian, and proud to show it.

Whether or not his stats bear out his greatness, I am a believer.  It’s not just about winning.  It’s about making people believe that they can.  Tebow is God’s quarterback and has made quite a statement in not just the NFL, but the world. 

 

 

 

Tebow has now become part of our lexicon. He is a proper noun as in Tim Tebow, he is a noun like “That was classic Tebow”.  He is a verb as in “Tebowing”, or more specifically, to get down on one knee and start praying, even if everyone around you is doing something different.  He is an adjective too unfortunately, as in “The Bears got Tebow-beat on Sunday”.

So even though I am a Bears fan, excuse me cause I got some Tebowing to do.